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[Mar 26th, 4:31pm] |
But her will alone coulda ( sunk it; )
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[Oct 6th, 11:18am] |
[Warded to Foreign Boys + Avery]
LADS. It has come to my attention that MISS AVERY WARRINGTON has not yet snogged a single ONE of you. This is unacceptable. Aves is an absolutely gorgeous lass: long blonde hair, sweet blue eyes, tits I'd kill for...so you see, this CANNOT STAND. One or preferably MORE of you need to get right on this. I suggest wooing her with flowers and charm, because snogging's all the better when wooing has occurred. And of course nobody minds naked abdominals being involved. Especially if they're out where everyone can see. Yes.
Meanwhile, if any of you are feeling more ginger-y, feel free to give me a go. I don't require flowers, and I won't tell the brothers, promise. Even if you're a terrible snogger, I'll just give you lessons rather than retaliating, because I am that amazing a human being.
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[Oct 1st, 12:30pm] |
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SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY! It occurs to me that I have not really seen you in HOURS, maybe even DAYS. DAYS AND DAYS. It is enough to make a lass WEEP! And I don't know if you've ever seen a ginger weep before, but our faces turn red as our hair and we look like tomatoes and as I do not wish to be put onto a sandwhich or into a salad or, WORST OF ALL, mashed into catsup by some YANK, so I need your company, Scorbunny. Meet me in the Great Hall or I shall pine (as well as tomat, so many plants all at once!)
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[Sep 21st, 7:13pm] |
Oh my CHRIST, what the hell are you wankers whinging about? THIS IS THE MOST EPIC DAY EVER!!!
I HAVE A COCK! AND IT IS HILARIOUS!!!
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[Sep 14th, 8:21am] |
[Warded to Nikki]
Wow. You all right?
Want me to kick Warbeck in the jubblies before she can say anything about it?
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[Sep 12th, 7:55am] |
Only one mention from War? Merlin's tits, I've got to cause some more scandals post-haste. Anyone care to join?
[Warded to James]
Saw she outted you, though. You okay?
[Added after this.]
Why the hell do you consider that hag a friend? Merlin's tits. Chuck her, Jammy.
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[Sep 11th, 11:58am] |
Since my dear sweet Eddums does not seem to be enjoying the absolutely wild kiddie photo her dad shared of her, I've decided to make her feel better by similarly embarrassing my brothers. Because I'm nothing if not giving.
( Wave your wands... )
They might try to retaliate, of course, but fortunately I'm basically un-embarrassable. Everything they say about me just adds to the Legend of Lily, yeah?
You're welcome, boys and Edhead.
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